reX.'s
ranTs!
it's..
weD.s. auGust 30th!, 2000!..
duDes and duDettes! ..
call in and leTs sTart to get to knoW ouR queer cYber-community..
and leTs talk about liFe.. and wHat is eFFecting us.. leTs inTropseCt
maNN! .heh! . and sHare our liVes as openly gaY ... lesBian .. biSeXual..
transgender.. sTraight.. queer cYber-ciTizens!
"69" with us
every weeknite from 6-9pm pacific tiMe..
sign up with the reX.caM.'s
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topics and eVents on reX.'s ranTs! ..
ranTS
to sTart us off right..
-
survivor winner riChard says he didnt suRvive well when he did the
daTeline interview.. said they cut out tons of stuff they interviewed
him about. loVe mornings on 2!
- caStro turnining into
a family neighborhood.. with the changes of prices.. rents some
gays are leaving the casTro and families are moving in like crazy..
will the castro still be around in 5-10 years? .. can we still afford
a "gay" area in this city?
- a zit from hell in
my ear. how do you get rid of zits.. oXy 10?
- memorial weekend is
comin' soon!!... 2 more days.. may take off to russian riVer instead
of the burning mann..
- new times and schedule
for the faLL! cHeck it out on www.gaybc.com
- we go to 5-6pm pacific time.. for a quick rant each nite.. qUality
vs. quanty... is wHat im looking for.. and a quick ranT and visit
each nite along with the raMbles and sLambook here each day.. im
sure we are still gonna get plenty of diverse perceptions
- fyad is pretty pissed
still about his sons and princess di's death.. says it's a cover-up
with the american's and english.. wowo! .. i could almost see tHat..
wHat do you tHink? ..
-great fun last nite
with biLLo.. hope you all caught him on my caM. last nite.. with
his neW. reX. ducKY.. mann.. im runnin' out after sendin' laD.'s
.. i have to get a fResh supply.. or fiGure out how to make them
mate..heh! .
last
nite on reX.'s ranT!:
"burnin' up
with burnin' mann! !"
a look at some of our
own riTuals and celebrations..
toDay:
"wild weBcam weD.s! "
..
Scot
Scheuring from Raleigh, North Carolina..
www.dimension-s.net
comes in tonite from
7-8 pm paCific time..
Subtopic: make me laugh!
. best joKe award! STand up comedy from our own listeners..
wiN a CD from gaybc!..all
you have to do is tell us a joKe or make us laugh...welcome to the
reX.'s ranTs sTand-up comedy happy ha-ha cLub! .. where toNite our
juDges from the chatroom will deCide who is funny or not..
conGrats to all the comedians
we had ! .. you all did well eVen though maRk were the tough judGes
in the cHat.. heh! . good joB guys.. we needed some tough nuTs tonite..
heh!.
and...
joHncamlive comes in tonite with his goSSip!..turnin' the pages
of the taBloids ..getting his tHumbs dirty with goSSip .. so you
dont haVe to!.. can you suRvive his suRvivor goSSip? .. and more
about ellen and aNNe.. overheard in a club.. it wHas said... ..
.. joHn tells us! .
aCtivate tHose tWo blonde
bRaincells please..
qUestion
of the dAy!
wHat is your suRe-fire way to make someone laugh? .. ?
mY singin'..
i have an old standby:
did you eVer hear the one about the nuns and the seatless bikes..
?
i have eVery joke in
the book memoriZed.. and can bring down a crowd with laughter with
my sTand-up routine.
wHen im caught picking
my nose on caM.
wRite in your oWn nominee!
..
reSults tommorrow nite
on the sHOw!
go to www.rexsworld.com/rexcam/polls/
to put in your vote! .. and please .. only one vote per question..
(tHanks!)
remember .. each day
. i will be announcing the results on reX.'s ranTs!.. and also asking
a new question!
reX.
sHow noTes.. and ramblin's..
Bad
jokes we canąt get enough ofŠ. Yo mommaŠ..blondeŠ.lawyersŠ.a man
walked into a barŠ.
Topic Questions
1. Stand up comedy is
a big deal. Look at the current #1 movie, "The Kings of Comedy"
Has anyone seen it? What did you think of it?
2. Has anyone ever told
you that you were funny? Do you entertain your family at get togethers?
Have you ever done stand up?
Call in and give me
your best two minutes.
Call ins with the best
"Yo mommaŠ" jokes
http://www.gotjokes.net/yo_mama_jokes/index.html
-Call ins with the best
blonde jokes
http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~dadams/blondjok.htm
-
Lawyer jokes? http://www.wwlia.org/jokes.htm
- Bar/ Drinking jokes?
http://humorvault.tripod.com/barjokes.html
reX.'s
funnyboNe
-
always made my faMily laugh.. my gRandma was my biggest fan..
- life and my inner geek
is my stand up routine..
- always made my gurlfRiend
kelly laugh with the goofy singin voice that just said her name
over and over..
- drama class gave me
a chance in improv.. and make people laugh..
- at parTies ..talking
to crowds.. or friends.. .. i try and leave with a laugh..
- favorite comedy is
my liFe.. and the goof-ups i make.. laughing at myself.. at heavy
matters sometimes.. taking a different perspective
- i love black / dark
comedy .. or humor dipected from the irony of life..
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best coMedian is here
everyday on gaybc! the maryilyn. piTTman sHow! . 11am - 1pm mondday
tHrough fRiday..
www.gaybc.com
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toDay's
fortuNe cooKie!
Why do blondes like blonde
jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
Thanks to belerjaz@micron.net,
for suggesting this one!
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"If homosexuality
is a disease, let's call in queer to work.
"Hello, can't come in
today - still queer!""
sent in by cHris..
- send me your quotes..
thoughts.. for my forTune cookie! .. or i might hear you say something
that i might quote! .. rex@gaybc.com
-
cHat raP & internet ranTs:
Um...
you may have heard this one already tonight...
What is the difference
between a refrigerator and gay sex?
... scroll down...
A refrigerator doesn't
fart when you pull the meat out.
Sorry in advance!
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"eVil" blonde
joKes:
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What do blondes and planes
have in common?
They both have black
boxes.
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What does the Bermuda
Triangle and blondes have in common?
They've both swallowed
a lot of semen.
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Why aren't there many
blonde gymnasts?
Because when they do
the splits, they stick to the floor.
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What do a blonde and
your computer have in common?
You don't know how much
either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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Why did god give blondes
2% more brains than horses?
Because he didn't want
them shitting in the streets during parades.
e-maLes!
Hi
I have a couple of jokes for you.
Why did god make cum
white and urine yellow?
So the Irish would know
whether they were coming or going!
.
What do you call the
brown stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives!
paTrick
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Rex Thanks so much, thats
themost fun i have ever had on the radio. I have been going to your
website for about 2yrs now, I just moved here in Jan an actually
ran into you at mailboxes on market st the day I moved here. I am
so glad i finally caught your show.
joHn
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Do you think you have
seen it all when it comes to cat furniture? There are beds, chairs,
couches and more. When it comes to our beloved cats we often want
them to have furniture that goes with the rest of the homes dČcor.
Now we have a real convertible futon for cats. The bed size is 30"
x 36" and has a solid oak frame and a machine washable removable
cover. The futons are made in the USA and you may get more information
at www.petfutons.com.
jeN.
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Rex Babe I love ya but
ya got to put some blond back in that hair "man". That 's not to
say you don't look cool and sexy as you are, because you do. It
is just that your image has changed too much. You are a famous celeb
now so protect that image and don't be changin it too drastically.
after all that head is your signature. Seriously, you are doing
a great job on gaybc.com and we are lucky to have you. The best
to ya bro!
Ben
qUestion
of the daY results!
wHat
rituals and celebrations do you perform? wHat do they mean??
Working
in my garden is a ritual for me. Gets me close to nature and relives
stress!: 23.53%
cleanin' the kattboX
is a ritual and celebration for my kiTTies.. wont go into wHat it
means to them! ..heh! : 23.53%
Jacking off or having
sex with my gym buddy David every Sunday after we work out: 17.65%
Calling my best friend
to forget the days work problems and get back in touch with another
form of reality.: 11.76%
creating aRt is a ritual
to me.. it gives me a way to : 11.76%
Transcendental meditation
which is something I learned 27 years ago! Yikes.: 5.88%
voodo dolls: 5.88%
i burn saGe in my home
to clean any negative energy... : 0.00%
getting a tattoo is a
ritual or ceremony to me... it marks a time and lesson in my life..
giVes me a message to always remember: 0.00%
reX.'s
ranTs tomma nite! : "Hip
to be gay" hollywood
is wHay into the gay thing.. a look at how hip it is now to be gay
in hollywood.. or anywHere else.. where is it hip to be gaY? geNo-vision
comes back toNite with some great home movie reViews.. yes you to
can be a couch potato.. (hip gay moVies? Or hip gay people in moVies)..
Friday
sept 1 sLang words.. woRds in fashion.. new words
for a new century.. lets create our own dictionary..
new
fall gaybc liNeup!! :
Weekdays
4a-8a Kirby in the Morning
8a-9a Hangin’OUT with
Jeff Calley
9a-10a The Dr. Grethe
Cammermeyer Show
10a-12p The Marilyn Pittman
Show
12p-2p The Christian
Grantham Show web-cammer
2p-5p All Mixed Up with
Jeremy Hovies
5p-6p
reX’s ranTs
6p-8p Lights Out with
Jef St. De Lore, sex, love, relationships
8p-10p TraQz with Charlie
Dyer, music
Rebroadcast
10pm-11pm Hangin’OUT
11pm-12am The Dr. Grethe
Cammermeyer Show
12am-2am The Marilyn
Pittman Show
2am-4am The Christian
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Saturday
4am-8am dj Kirby’s Weekend
Mix
8am-10am Electric Brunch
with Jeremy Hovies
10am-11am GAYBC Week
in Review with Michael Wengert
11am-12pm We ‘R’ Family
with Chelle Gannon
12pm-2pm The Signorile
Show with Michelangelo Signorile
2pm-330pm GenderTalk
with Nancy Nangeroni & Gordene MacKenzie
330p-4pm SpiritWave with
Christian de la Huerta
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