siMpsons
time pM
caS.a de sLo...
tHe
largest mountain that man knows about is on maRs...
aS
wide as all the haWaiian iSlands and as high as 30,000
(300) feet?..
kitty niCole
is demanding a kiss right now..
....
"so..
wHo would you say directly influences you?"
"directly?"
.. i asked as i tried not to strunch my face in this
horrible light job surrounding me...
supercuts..
well.. wHat can u eX.pect?
eX.cept..
i didnt eX.pect to be going back for a third time to
the saMe guy..
"well..
not so directly .. i would have to say the diRector
.. alfred hiTchcock" ..
he sMirked..
and raised his seX.y bRow.. at my reply.. and looked
right through me..
i continued..
jumpin' back from his deep look..
"it's
the mystery and suspense and the pychological dialog
that i really dig"..
i skipped
the part that i would DO.. alfred if i could.. i love
him that muCh.. it wHas a crowded saloon.. (is that
the word for suPercuts?) and here i wHas trying to "chat
up" this guy.. that gave me butterflys everytime
he touched my head or looked directly at me...
as he cut
my hair i felt like a little kid in a bib..
i wHas in
my own little mystery.. this isnt sf.. and that IS..
a sPorts illustrated magazine at his station in front
of me..
as i .. "tHanks..buD.!"..
himmed..
i also told
him wHere i would be tomma..
"hangin'
down the sTreet".. from hiM..
it wHasnt
an outright invite.. but damn if he wHasnt listening
and tryin' to hear more than wHat i wHas sayin'..
mann.. did
i eX.perience a new slo-code?..
or did i
sTart my own pychological suspense?..
You
seek entertainment and enlightenment. However, with
the cosmic forces of quality control on an extended
break, there's no telling whether your experience
will be excellent or terrible. Will this stop you?
Probably not. Life is too busy for slowing down, and
now is a better time for traveling than visiting.
Just be careful not to get in over your head when
it comes to philosophy or swimming, since the lifeguards
may be out with the quality control people. The existentialists
talk grimly about being on your own, but you kind
of like the independence that comes with it.
