reX.'s
raMbles! . . .
fRi.day
maR.ch 8th 2002
aN
aMerican bLondebRaincell leaVes for loN.don
4:24 pm
- gettin'
reaD.y for take-off..
goT
settled in my seat for the neX.t ten hours...
tHat my
butt will get intimate with.. introducing 59k wiNdow
seat!
so far the
view is a couple hunky guys loading europe bound luggauge
on the ramp esculatin' it up and disapearin' right under
my window.. i actually got a deal.. have two windows..
unpacked
my goodies and distrations and have them ready to make
my passage to loN.don..
reX.'s travel
distractions surrounding seaT 59k are:
- CD- player
- new batteries ..with aRling and caMeron's "takeoff
and landing"
- about 10
music CD's that will fill my music moods
- 2 new CD's
bought at recycled records on market near castro - for
a new music sensation to bring back music memories of
taking my first overseas flight ( CD 1 : sNooze- going
mobile / CD 2 : plaza club - luXury 5 star cocktail
lounge and dance bar)
the pLane
is now moving and so is my heart and stomach..
im about
to lift off on the longest flights to the farthest place
that i have ever traveled.. i'M eX.cited! .. (getting
closer to the take off strip) oH mann! .. am i gonna
make it? ..
through the
overhead announcment i find.. we will be making the
path through the rockys.. labourdough - the atlantic
- to loN.don.. it's 8 hours ahead in loN.don and currently
it's 12:46 am and cloudy there.. we are about 7 minutes
from take-off..
tHe fear
i have with flying is gonna be worth it.. my goD. !
in less than 10 hours i will be breathing loN.don air!
this flight is gonna start me on a whole new attitude
on flying.. i am looking at it as a rollorcoaster or
a thrill ride like that needle we freedropped 1000's
feet over las vegas lights and life..
the engine
is going! .. yipes! .. we are taking off..
we are up
in the sky now.. im on my wHay .. yaaaaaay! .. im not
eVen freaked out.. im loving the visions of my life-time
home from above.. the mountains of california are beautiful...
rolling up and down as ripples.. almost like the motion
and sHape of giagantic oCean waVes.. actually they were
created from the formation of liQuid molten laVa from
volcanos eruptin from the bottom of the oCean pouring
to the top and solitifyin' the mold from which californian
green grows.. the cowboys claimed and settled and creating
one of the largest states of the USA .. and creatin'
some of the funniest faD.s that the world is influenced
from .. we might be crazy califorians in some eyes..
but we loVe that.. loVe the attention.. the reputation
we have on life sytles entertainment and a million other
things that influence the rest of the world on how to
live and gives them a chance to be a little crazy themselves..
it gives them the liberty..
wow! .. wHat
a rant about california.. yes.! i do wear my californian
pride like my cowboy cousins wear thier cowboy hatts..
heh!
ok we have
video! .. in front of each seat including the very soon
infamous seat 59k featurin' two windows.. with the view
of the very long wing of the metal bird.. it amazes
me how these huge things can fly..
... news
videos and now the monitor is blinking at me with 3
chioices.. entertainment - information - phone - hmm!
.. i see the dude beside me getting something.. i wonder
if they have a selection of moVies or just a feature..?
there's a romote control built-in my right hand arm
rest.. cool! .. i love romote controls and that each
of us has our own video screen.. ok.. lets check this
out.. but before i do ..it looks like a cute (austrian?
) stewardess with a thick acent wants to throw me a
package of pretzels and offer some liquids to spash
around in our air-born cabin.
ok. im gonna
be baD. .. am going to order a drink .. drink a sQuaresville
drink like a screw driver .. nothing fancy.. good thing
i wHas thinking simple cause the cute suspected to be
austrailian stewardess asks me to remind her of wHats
in it.. how cute! mann! i know manhatten's are the hip
thing to drink these days but i didnt think that they
retired this old orangy-vodka clear classic.. i also
ordered a 7up ..but they dont have any.. so i got lemonaide.
yum! .. pleasent change.. i wonder if eng.land doesnt
haVe 7up? oh my goD.! what if they dont have giN.ger
ale! ? .. what will i do? .. go home i guess! heh!
just as i
start to wonder if they are gonna feed us.. i catch
the first wiff of airplane food.. starting to saturate
the cabin with it's "steam like" smell ..
it's a non-disquipt smell.. you cant tell what's pre-cookin!
.. is it chicken? .. roast? .. pasta? ..they should
hold a lottery and have people guess! ..heh! .. ahhh!
the chick -sounding voice that just came from the announcement
speaker says it's roast turkey
well .. i
better get my video entertainment figured out and set-up
before dinner.. am hoping to pig out .. pop a vicadine..
and a couple melatonins and get to bed early .. try
and sleep.. it's gettin late in loN.don and dark skys
are closing in over what looks to be snow patches..
are we in alaska? .. north pole? . hi sanTA! ..
im more confidant
that i will survive this flight im not feeling edgy
much .. but lets just wait a couple hours or when i
have finished dinner and a certain addiction reminds
me to sMoke! .heh!
cHeerio!
.. and here we go! ..
(6 pm)
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later...
eng.lish
word slangs to help me be pop.ular in pubs...
watched
this english sit-com comedy on the airplane video..
this "keVin" dude.. and started writing down
some eng.lish slang.. keVin's show kinda reminds me
of a nasTy "clarisa eX.plains it all" .. i
wHas shocked that they actually showed "boners"
..well in the pants.. heh! . in america ..they would
cover with a book or something..
slang notes:
- add "bloody"
to everything if youre cool (bloody-o is hip too)
- bread and
drippings (common food)
- "youre
acting like a northener!" (put down.. like saying
someone is "trailer trash" .. i got this one
right away)
- drink like
an english man.. or new drinking gaMe: drink everytime
someone says "bloody"..
- here's
a californian spin to eng.ish slang that i will introduce
while im here.. "my quid!" .. meaning california
"my money" .. which means.. a friend. heh!
- knickers
wHay! (like when reX. says. "wHay cool"!)
- bloke (dude)
- bitch (dude)
- rubber
johnny (condom)
- wHa?!!?
(wHat's up willis?)
- tele (damn
ringy things.. they have em' here too)
- wank (man's
favorite sport)
- sa-er-dai
(saturday)
- a bit "spott-e"
(like reX.'s blonde braincells)
- toss (screw)
- faNcy (this
.. tHat)
- my mate
(my quid!)
- get off
with you (get out!)
- snog! (another
wHay to please yourself)
- fag (smoke)
- lovely
morning int' it? (dont talk to me. i havent had my tea
yet)
- do you
fanCy? (digg it?)
- ri-e-t-tio!
(rightio)
- "then"
at end of sentances (like "you know" .. )
- pony (not
drugs.. wHas disapointed.. it means to take a pisser)
- pisser
(to take a pony..heh!)
- crapper
(number 2)
- toilet
(heh!)
- bog (restroom)
quote from
keVin:
"if
you cant be a seX. machine.. use macHines for seX.!"
viSions
..jaSon
and coRy .. fRiday morning in maRio's backyard.
..ouR
bud sTeven..
..a haTT
wearin' dude..
..now
without the hatt
..sf skys
beamin' down.. will be up in those skys later today..
